Dragon Rider

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get to know me meme: [1/5] animated movies » Rise of The Guardians (Dreamworks, 2012)  

"It is our job to protect the children of the world. For as long as they believe in us, we will guard them with our lives …"

(Source: kevincosner, via the-nerds-voice)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via hiilikedragons)